1. I’ve got a dinner guest.  (at Cherry Grove, Fire Island)

    I’ve got a dinner guest. (at Cherry Grove, Fire Island)

  2. Thought we’d hit the Ferris wheel before this joint closes down.  (at Toys R Us Times Square)

    Thought we’d hit the Ferris wheel before this joint closes down. (at Toys R Us Times Square)

  3. On my dining room table, this is what I find.

    On my dining room table, this is what I find.

  4. More pics of Aunt Phyllis trickling in from last weekend. Here, littering.

    More pics of Aunt Phyllis trickling in from last weekend. Here, littering.

  5. at Chelsea Piers

  6. Lopsided sunglasses and a “Sharnado Survivor” t-shirt are part of my “How to Catch Man” Guide, 2014 edition. You’re welcome.

    Lopsided sunglasses and a “Sharnado Survivor” t-shirt are part of my “How to Catch Man” Guide, 2014 edition. You’re welcome.

  7. At first I thought I was sitting next to a Slavic prostitute on this train, but it turns out it was just Mark Sam!

    At first I thought I was sitting next to a Slavic prostitute on this train, but it turns out it was just Mark Sam!

  8. With @marqsish pre-invasion! #auntphyllis

    With @marqsish pre-invasion! #auntphyllis

  9. Aunt Phyllis #winner #mosttragic #invasion

    Aunt Phyllis #winner #mosttragic #invasion

  10. I ( as Aunt Phyllis) won Most Tragic!!! #invasion  (at Fire Island Pines Harbor)

    I ( as Aunt Phyllis) won Most Tragic!!! #invasion (at Fire Island Pines Harbor)

  11. Don’t get her talking about “20 feet from Stardom”…

    Don’t get her talking about “20 feet from Stardom”…

  12. Happy 4th of July from Cherry Grove  (at The Beach)

    Happy 4th of July from Cherry Grove (at The Beach)

  13. at Black Bear Bar

    at Black Bear Bar

  14. 8th street #nyc #pride #greenwichvillage  (at West 8Th Street)

    8th street #nyc #pride #greenwichvillage (at West 8Th Street)